February 2012
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it's not that i'm not tired,
it’s that the idea of going to sleep right now makes me feel sick.
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fuck cancer.
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I have a sudden urge to make buckeyes
for the fancy party. peanut butter and chocolate is fancy… right?
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andmodern:
thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:
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I’m going to say this once and only once.
Not everything needs to be dubstep.
ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT
“not everything needs to be-“
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WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB
oh my god
This
TALIA....
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there are never enough oreos
for my emotions.
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yo-yo ma + notorious BIG = super productivity
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Only vegetables are happy.
– William Faulkner
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But I wont show or feel any pain, even though all my armor might rust in the...
– Ephesians 6:11
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Barack kicks No Child Left Behind in the crotch,... →
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama on Thursday will free 10 states from the strict and sweeping requirements of the No Child Left Behind law, giving leeway to states that promise to improve how they prepare and evaluate students…
YES! YES! YES! This is a glorious thing to wake-up and read. W signed that shit at my high school and it literally has done nothing for the district and...
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I'm going to start a hip new diet.
I will call it “SUPER SKINNY NOW.”
You can only eat watermelon and soup.
And you’ll have to hire some guy to punch you in the abs everyday.
And you’ll also need jet-skis, a mechanical shark, one of those laser-pens, and a few dozen orphans.
And ten-thousand dollars to pay me to tell you that you are fat and if you don’t do this diet you will die a terrible, ugly...
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the angriest I have ever seen my roommate:
Me: Y'know, the Backstreet Boys had Nick Carter, Brian what's-his-name, Kevin--
Talia: DID YOU JUST SAY NICK CARTER WAS IN THE BACKSTREET BOYS?! Nick Carter was NOT in the Backstreet Boys, dumbass!
Me: ...
Me: ...yes he was...
Talia: NO HE--wait.... I thought you said Aaron Carter.