January 2012
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Well, it's five minutes until the new year
and I am sitting in my basement, sober as can be, playing Zelda. This is what I have been doing for most of the day. I could write out some big long thing about the reasons why 2011 has been the worst year, but I’d rather fight imaginary monsters in an imaginary dungeon to rescue an imaginary princess.
As much shit as this year has wrought on my family and I, I’m ready to let it go....
December 2011
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I have been playing zelda for like four hours.
this needs to stop.
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Anonymous asked: maybe you're attracted to the wrong guy(s)...
Anonymous asked: shouldn't flirting be easy if you're attracted to some one?
Anonymous asked: :P I would date you, even with your awkwardness.
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Anonymous asked: how are you still single?
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life questions:
do frozen waffles go bad?
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“Unlike the jolly, obese American Santa, Saint Nicholas is painfully thin and...”
– David Sedaris, “Six to Eight Black Men”
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I saw some movies this week.
“Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows”: 1. Holmes is officially brosexual. 2. It probably would have been less awkward for everyone if Holmes and Watson just kissed. 3. There is a plot-shaped thing, but really it is a background to the greatest bromance story ever told. 4. Robert Downey Jr. I love you even if you are not even remotely appropriate to be playing Sherlock Holmes. 5. SLOOOOOW...
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there was just a commercial for catholicism on my...
what.
Jess Fink: One teachers approach to preventing... →
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got…
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I may or may not be on the verge of a panic attack because I am taking a taxi to the airport.
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I need to clean, pack, and study for French.
instead I have been listening to The Book of Mormon/Notorious BIG and painting.
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if my Arabic book wasn't a book
I would punt it out the window. but it is a book and that is also littering and it cost me money.
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I have a headache, am craving juice, do not have...
and have the chorus of Notorious B.I.G.’s “Get Money” stuck in my head.
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our milk tastes the way a cow smells.
i’m pretty sure this is not supposed to happen.
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the best text I have ever recieved:
“Cancer: Vanquished. Doctor says my markers are all normal.”
I have never been so thankful.
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