May 2012
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WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY DEGREE FROM...
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And when they poke their heads in my room it’s just like Thongtopia.
– Talia, on why she should have a drying rack
April 2012
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all I want is a summer job
that is outside or with puppies/kitties. I don’t think this is too much to ask.
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I had a dream that
society had reached a point of celebrity obsession that news outlets and tabloids were running segments called, “stars before they were kids,” which featured pictures of fetuses. :|
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I hope you fall into a pit and die:
reasons why everyone sucks
an autobiography
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making a summer book list to add to the current list of “classics I didn’t read in high school but probably should read one of these days.” What I’ve got so far: [[MORE]]
The Cider House Rules
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The World According to Garp
Tender is the Night
Love in the Time of Cholera
The Secret History
Sword of the Spirit
The Feed
Moonwalking...
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ways to win a man's heart: learnings from game of...
Critically acclaimed romantic-comedy series, Game of Thrones, is a delightful romp through the love lives of several women in varying degrees of stature during the popular lord-of-the-rings era. While the show also touches on other important subjects (animal cruelty, coping with the death of a loved one, child endangerment, alcohol abuse, sex addiction), its central message of love overcoming...
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the glasses i've had since my sophomore year of...
what in the actual fuck.
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this tough-looking guy sitting next to me in human...
spent the entire class watching videos of great danes being cute.
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today at the library
a girl came up to the desk while I was working on my paper and with great enthusiasm told me, “I love Jeffrey Sachs! He’s my favorite. That’s such a great book.”
To which I replied, “Really? I hate him.”
She just kind of laughed nervously and left.
I don’t know why.
What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
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Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark? When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a...
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I would like to punch Jeffrey Sachs in his ego.
But I would settle for his face.
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