I will call it “SUPER SKINNY NOW.”

You can only eat watermelon and soup.

And you’ll have to hire some guy to punch you in the abs everyday.

And you’ll also need jet-skis, a mechanical shark, one of those laser-pens, and a few dozen orphans.

And ten-thousand dollars to pay me to tell you that you are fat and if you don’t do this diet you will die a terrible, ugly death of loneliness.

SUPER SKINNY NOW!