YEAH TEETER TOTTERS
role model <3
BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT
swag
man, comedians are the worst
I will soldier on.
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
uh:

(via schmergo)
oh. ok, then.
batman you are such a creep
I saw this and immediately thought of the Wild Thornberrys…
“This is me, Bruce Wayne. Part of your average billionaire family. I had a dad and a mom. There is Robin, I found him at the circus. And Aflred? He raised me. Oh yeah, about my mansion: It has a secret cave because I am the Batman. You see? My dad and mom were gunned down by a thief in crime alley. OK, so I’m not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened. And now I can talk to bats. It’s really cool! But totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.”
of course you are
what.