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  • “Making pies on Sunday night.”

    one of fifty-eight sins Isaac Newton committed over his life and wrote down when he was twenty. Also featuring gems such as, “Threatening my father and mother Smith to burne them and the house over them.”

    • 11 months ago
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    • #isaac newton
    • #84 year old virgin
    • #with a lot of piety issues
  • I want to make an Isaac Newton biopic,

    I’d call it, “The 84 Year-Old Virgin.”

    • 11 months ago
    • 1 notes
    • #ZING
    • #discovered gravity
    • #but never got laid
    • #whoops
    • #isaac newton
    • #science
    • #historical humor
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